laughingasidie:

theworldairforce:

SU-37 Cobra Manoeuvre - Pilot Actions

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izhmash

I believe, comrade, that we have a new Wingman in theghostsheperd

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

drvmvmine:

i’d like to thank izhmash for his great taste in music

here’s a reward

my friend john told me about a friend he had named dan and his nickname was coke can dan because his dick the as average length but it was like big around as a coke can and people would ask to see at parties like it was a trick

sumpunkkidwithtattoos:

“Enchanted River - Phillipines
‘NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM’
Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called “enchanted” because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many people, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear.
They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic.”

how accurate is this

You guys made it an awesome weekend, thanks a ton. Lost 6 followers and gained two. Gave some sex advice. Turned some people on on accident. Made some new friends. Reconnected with old ones. Now I’m going to marathon Spongebob and fall asleep. Goodnight!

Anonymous whispered:
what do you do for fun besides drink and masturbate

Watch films, read Wikipedia, blog, listen to music, sleep (it’s very fun), talk to my friends, go through the the shooting range. Lots of stuff.

Anonymous whispered:
you ever play sports as a kid?

I played coach pitch baseball in 2nd grade, basketball in 3rd and football in 7th but after that I never cared about sports anymore haha.