I just spent two days in Louisiana and didn’t see one fucking alligator

I feel ripped off

What an amazing and unexpected weekend.

Anonymous whispered:
eat my ass

Let’s do it

Anonymous whispered:
fuck you

Thanks

izhmash:

what do you call a monster chugging call of duty playing douchebag from Louisiana

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what do you call a monster chugging call of duty playing douchebag from Louisiana

semperannoying:

The Krajina Express (Serbian: Крајина Eкспрес) was an improvised armored train used by the Krajina Serb army during the Croatian War of Independence and the Bosnian War, from 1991 to 1995.

The main battle in which the train became involved was the siege of Bihać. The train’s crew also performed in combat in the role of infantry.

New navigation map DVDs for my car are $150 what the fuck Honda

Protect me from fucko squad

Just accidentally ran over a tire and it tore a piece of plastic panel underneath my car and now it’s scraping on the ground. I have the worst fucking luck with cars

Anonymous whispered:
Selfie?

oscob:

here is a nice one of me and my dad on a nature hike this morning

Your dad is William H. Macy?

galacticreflection:

The Things You Let Me Keep (2014)

awwwwwww

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